Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Wal-Mart Cake


Wal-Mart Cake  

 

 It took me a second, but make sure you read the story about the picture.
Keep in mind this actually really did happen.

This cake is for someone who was moving from an insurance claims office

 



Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee:   'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I hep you?'

Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Walmart Employee:  'What you want on da cake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

STOP LAUGHING!    

You can't fix stupid.


 

 

 

 


 

 

 

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Friday, September 11, 2009

I'm Tired

I am tired of all the politically correct tap dancing people are doing over this whole Liar story..  It seems one can not say how things are anymore with out some pantywaist crying foul. I miss the days when people could speak plainly and without fear of offending the idiots. 
First, I guess we have to define what a liar is: "a person who tells lies." Now we have to define what a lie is:
1. a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
2. something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture: His flashy car was a lie that deceived no one.
3. an inaccurate or false statement.
4. the charge or accusation of lying: He flung the lie back at his accusers.
Next we must determine if the President told a lie - anybody? Ok. I will answer that one.  Illegal immigrants not getting Heath care under this government boondoggle they want to ram through Congress.  Umm LIE!  Want proof? Read  Pages 50-51 of the Heath Care bill (it can be found on page 2 of this blog ): All non-US citizens, illegal or not, will be provided with free healthcare services.  SEC152 .."provided without regard to  personal characteristics extraneous to the provision of high quality health care or related services."
It's not just me saying this, do a search for the findings of the Congressional Research Service to see what else is not true about this little problem. 
While reading other articles and and comments for this post, I have read people defending these lies by saying the authors "dug up old revisions of the HC Bill" but the facts remain that unless specifically stated in the legislation, non-citizens will have health care at the expense of hard working Americans and it was in the original bill that was almost passed with out debate!.  What was it doing there in the first place?  Why are we even having to discuss this issue? If it has been removed in updated proposals (I haven't heard) it is only because Americans stood up and said enough is enough we will not stand aside and let you mortgage our children's future for your political gain. 

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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Network Printer Install to All Users

I had a script a few years ago that would lee me install network printers to all users of the computer at one time.  I lost it recently and had to find it again so I am posting it here so I know exactly where to go next time I loose it. 

Just put the unnumbered lines in a .bat file, change to suit your network and run.  

1) This installs printer quietly

rundll32 printui.dll,PrintUIEntry /in /q /n\\servername\printername

2) This deletes the networked printer from the machine being logged onto, and does so quietly. 
rundll32 printui.dll,PrintUIEntry /dn /q /n\\servename\printername

3) This Sets the default printer 
rundll32 printui.dll,PrintUIEntry /y /n\\servername\printername

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